[Transcript of a video recording from the helmet camera of one of the astronauts (hereafter referred to as cameraman) on a top-secret mission to the Moon. Two other astronauts will be referred to as Alpha and Beta, for the sake of anonymity.]
The video shows the astronaut's perspective as the crew floats around the Moon. Everything seems normal until they notice something strange in the distance. As they approach it, it appears to be a building, standing in the middle of the otherwise-barren landscape.
The astronauts approach cautiously. As they draw near, an inactive neon sign becomes visible. The font is unintelligible. The cameraman slowly opens the door and enters.
Five skeletons are visible on the scene. One lying near the entrance, three of them sitting at the table, one slumped over the bar counter.
Cameraman is heard saying "What the hell?"
Other astronauts are seen entering the bar in the corner of the frame.
Alpha: "What's in there- Oh, jeez."
Beta: "Is this some sort of prank?"
One of the astronauts sits down to inspect the entrance skeleton. The other takes two flash photos of the skeletons at the table with a polaroid camera. The video gets closer to the skeleton at the counter.
Beta: "Their joints are still intact somehow."
The video briefly focuses on the skeleton before quickly turning towards the backdoor behind it. It appears that the cameraman hops over the counter and approaches the door.
Alpha: "(name ommited), where are you going?"
Beta: "I'm going with-"
The cameraman's hand is seen reaching out and turning the doorknob. Video feed cuts abruptly here. The audio becomes garbled, with something like an echo of a loud noise fading in and out of static heard for the rest of the recording.
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