A comedian walks up to the mic and pauses for a moment, her face totally blank.
"I have no joke," she says, her voice flat and expressionless.
The audience sits in silence.
The comedian stands there, her face still blank, staring at the crowd for a moment longer.
Then, she says, "Actually, that was my joke."
With that, she walks off the stage, leaving the audience scratching their heads.
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