A snake called the local police department to report that thieves had been in its car.
“They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” it cried out.
But before the police could even begin their investigation, the phone rang again. It was a man.
“Never mind,” said the man with a twisted grin. “My snake just realized he's been sleeping in a coffin all this time.”
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