An alchemist, a mystic, and an occultist walk into a bar.
They sit down and begin discussing their respective fields of study.
The alchemist says, "Alchemy is the process of transmutation, transforming base metals into gold. It is a scientific practice based on rigorous experimentation and hypothesis testing."
The mystic says, "Mysticism is the practice of searching for higher knowledge and understanding through spiritual means, such as meditation and communication with higher beings."
The occultist says, "I have no idea what these two are talking about."
The barman looks at the occultist, raises an eyebrow, and says, "Okay, sounds like you got it all figured out. How about another round?"
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