Two people walk into a bar. One is missing an arm, and the other has a lamp instead of a head. They sit down, order drinks, and start talking.
After a while, the amputee looks at the lamp-head and says, "What's with the lamp?"
The lamp-head replies, "It's a long story."
The amputee says, "You can't just cut me off like that! I need to know what happened."
"I said it's a long story," says the lamp-head.
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