A spider walks into a bar. The bartender turns to him and says "Hey man you just want some bugs or do you want an actual drink?"
"Just the bugs." The spider responds, as he starts climbing up the wall towards the ceiling.
The bartender looks concerned, but doesn't do anything.
The spider begins weaving a huge web all over the inside of the bar. The bartender becomes more and more concerned, but still doesn't do anything.
The spider keeps weaving. And weaving. And weaving. Until eventually he covers the entire bar.
The bartender screams out in terror as he is completely wrapped up in spider silk. He tries to break out, but is stuck. He begins to cry.
After a while, the spider removes the bartender from the silk, and eats him. This process takes several hours.
Since this incident, many people started to avoid this bar at all costs. There was no bartender, the building was completely covered in spider silk, and the spider kept coming back.