What do you call someone who breaks out of jail? A criminal.

What do you call a criminal after he gets caught? A prisoner.

What do you call a prisoner with a big ego? A jail bird.

What do you call a jail bird with no friends? A lone bird.

What do you call a lone bird with no wings? A dead bird.

What do you call a dead bird with an attitude problem? A fly-in-the-sky.

What do you call a dead bird with 200 eyeballs? An abomination.

What do you call an abomination with an ego? A bird with an attitude.

What do you call a fly-in-the-sky with wings? A fly-in-the-air.

What do you call a fly on a wall? A wall fly.

What do you call a fly in the sky? A sky fly.

What do you call a fly on a wall with many legs? A multi-legged wall fly.

What do you call a fly that has no wings? A fall guy.

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