A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey, isn't that guy-who-always-tells-bad-jokes?"

The man says, "I don't know what are you're talking about."

The bartender says, "Oh yeah? Then how come your face looks like a Christmas tree?"

The man replies, "What the hell are you're talking about?"

The bartender says, "Never mind. You're not worth it."

The man says, "Hey, wait a minute! What did I do to deserve that?"

The bartender says, "That's what your face looks like."

The man says, "What the hell your talking about?"

The bartender says, "Never mind. You're not worth it."

The man says, "Hey, wait a minute!"

The bartender says, "That's what your face looks like."

The man says, "What the hell does..."

...**BONG BONDING INTO HOLY CROSS MONITOR**