A circus came to town, boasting the "World's Roundest Clown".
Curious, a child asked the ringmaster, "How round is he?"
The ringmaster winked, "So round, he can't even tie his own shoes!"
Just then, the clown stumbled out, tripped, and fell flat on his face.
As the audience gasped, he mumbled, "Don't worry, folks. The world's like this too - it just takes some getting used to."