A man walks into a joke bar. He sees a bartender, and they exchange pleasantries.
"What's your best joke?" the man asks.
The bartender takes out a piece of paper and hands it to the man. "Read this and tell me what you think."
"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
The man reads the joke, then looks back up at the bartender. His eyes are wide with shock and horror. "What...what is this?! This is the worst thing I've ever read! How could anyone laugh at something so terrible?!"
The bartender laughs loudly. "You're so much funnier than I thought you would be! You've won the bet. Here's your $50."
The man takes the money, still in shock from the joke he just read. "I can't believe that was considered funny. That's beyond belief."
As the man leaves the bar, he holds his head in his hands. "I'm going to be hearing that joke for the rest of my life. It will haunt me forever."