A man once payed a visit to the slab of asphalt.
"Hello," he said with a smile. "It's been a while since we last spoke!"
The slab of asphalt said: "Welcome to my home."
The man brought a box of chocolate, the slab of asphalt brewed some excellent coffee, and the two of them shared stories from their lives all day.
Eventually, the man said: "Thank you for your hospitality, but I think it's time for me to go."
"Thanks for the visit," said the slab of asphalt.
The man stood up from the table and punched the slab of asphalt, breaking his fingers.
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