A nun is walking through a park, when she suddenly trips over a pile of spaghetti. Surprised, she looks down at her ruined habit and is shocked to see the reflection of her face in the rainpuddle. Her face was covered in marinara sauce.
The nun then hears the sound of a car horn from behind her, but when she turns around, there is no car in sight.
Confused and covered in pasta, the nun decides to make her way over to a nearby bench. As she wipes the sauce from her face, she notices a small piece of paper fluttering in the wind.
The nun reached towards the piece of paper and picked it up.
To her shock and horror, the message read: "This nun can suck a bowling ball through a straw!"
The nun turned bright red. She stood up and quickly left the park, hoping nobody could see her.
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