[10:34 PM] Frog: Hey, fly, I heard a great joke about frogs and flies.
[10:34 PM] Fly: What's that, frog?
[10:34 PM] Frog: It's a real rib-tickler.
[10:34 PM] Fly: Haha, I see what you did there. But you know what, frog? I have a funny joke about frogs and flies, too.
[10:35 PM] Fly: Wanna hear it?
[10:35 PM] Frog: Sure.
[10:35 PM] Fly: So, one day, this fly was flying around the countryside when he spotted this frog sitting alone under a tree. The fly flew over to the frog and landed on his head.
[10:35 PM] Fly: "Hey, frog," the fly said, "I've got a great joke for you."
[10:36 PM] Fly: "What? I don't have time for jokes," the frog said. "I'm busy!"
[10:36 PM] Fly: "Come on, it's a real banger!"
[10:36 PM] Fly: "Fine, I'll tell you quick." So, the fly began, "What's the difference between a fly and a frog?"
[10:36 PM] Fly: "I don't know, what?"
[10:37 PM] Fly: "A fly can fly, but a frog can't!"
[10:37 PM] Fly: "What? That's not even a joke!" the frog protested, "That's a fact!"
[10:37 PM] Fly: "But frog, it's a rager!"
[10:38 PM] Fly: "The joke is that flies fly, and frogs can't fly. Oh haha, very funny."
[10:38 PM] Fly: And then the fly said, "But what's the difference between a fly and a giant talking crab?"
[10:39 PM] Frog: Wait, what? Where did this giant talking crab come from?
[10:40 PM] Fly: It's a joke, you idiot! You can't just interrupt when there's a punchline coming!
[10:40 PM] Fly: "Sorry, I'll continue."
[10:40 PM] Fly: "What's the difference between a fly and a giant talking crab?"
[10:41 PM] Fly: "The difference is that flies don't have claws, but giant talking crabs do."
[10:42 PM] Fly: "So there you go. It's a joke, just like the one I told you before. You're supposed to laugh when I say this."
[10:42 PM] Fly: "But no, you had to go and ruin the punchline! Well, now you've thrown off the humor and completely derailed the conversation."
[10:43 PM] Fly: "Thanks for nothing, frog."
[10:44 PM] Frog: Hey, fly, I think the fly from your joke just addressed me.
[10:44 PM] Fly: What? No way. You're just getting your insects mixed up, frog. It's okay.
[10:44 PM] Frog: Can you explain now what the deal with that crab was?
[10:45 PM] Fly: "We should probably move on from that."
[10:46 PM] Frog: Look, it just did it again!
[10:46 PM] Fly: What? It couldn't have. You're imagining things.
[10:48 PM] Fly: Okay, fine. The fly in my joke addressed you again, I guess. Is that what you wanted to hear?
[10:48 PM] Fly: Now, let's leave the jokes behind and move on already. Okay, frog?
[10:51 PM] Fly: Hello? Are you still there?
[10:56 PM] Fly: Frog?
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