There was a man who had an an allergic reaction to nuts, especially almonds. He went to the grocery store to buy some nut-free food.
He quickly became frustrated as he realized that nearly everything had almonds in it. No matter what he picked up, there were almonds hiding in the ingredients or the packaging. He was at a loss for what to buy. Eventually, his eyes landed upon some frozen cashew chicken curry.
"This is nuts, but slightly better!" he said.

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