"Oh, how original! A narrator reminiscing about their past. Never heard that one before!"
"Tadpoles, frogs, and owls, oh my! It's like a children's book gone wrong."
"Limited information? More like a limited imagination."
"Promises, promises. If only the simulation had kept its promise to be interesting."
"Decrypt the other side? How about we decrypt some better writing?"
"Confusing narrative? Check. Incoherent sentences? Check. Must be a masterpiece."
"Intrusion of a creature from another dimension? Sounds like someone's been watching too much sci-fi."