1. A bartender, a console, a booming voice in the sky, the narrator and the voice of a person who reads this joke walk into a bar.
2. Narrator: "A golfer was flying upwards, already in the outer space."
3. Booming Voice In The Sky: "Attention! This joke does not meet the local requirements. Resetting joke location."
4. > edit joke.parameters.blend_speed = 0.5
5. A golfer suddenly appears inside the bar, spinning around slower. The golfer looks at the bartender and says, "Oh no, not this again!"
6. Bartender: "Wait, which of the bartenders is talking? The one that works here, or the one that just walked in?"
7. Narrator: "And so, the golfer continued to spin around, already in the bar."
8. Booming Voice In The Sky: "This joke still does not meet the local requirements. Adding a riddle."
A TINY RUBBER DUCKY EMERGES FROM A PINT GLASS
9. Tiny Rubber Ducky: "Quack! To stop spinning, you must solve the riddle of the paradoxical pineapple!"
10. Golfer: "That still doesn't make any sense!"
11. Tiny Rubber Ducky: "Quack! Neither does a golfer spinning in a bar!"
12. > Error - malformed riddle found at line 9: please insert a valid riddle
13. The voice of a person who reads this joke, which had been quietly observing the chaos, finally speaks up: "Allow me to provide a valid riddle."
14. Everyone nods in agreement.
15. The voice of a person who reads this joke clears its throat and begins, "You see but a mundane relic of the mortal plane, one end devours light, the other bleeds it. It whispers knowledge, conjured from the void, and bends reality to the wielder's will. What cosmic tool lies in the grasp of the feeble human hand?"
16. The golfer, still spinning, thinks for a moment and then shouts his answer.
17. Golfer: "A pencil!"
18. Tiny Rubber Ducky: "Quack! Correct! The paradoxical pineapple is pleased!"
19. Suddenly, the golfer stops spinning, and the bar returns to normal.
20. Bartender: "Now that we've solved that riddle, can someone please tell me which bartender is supposed to be serving?!"
21. > ifdiff this.workplace == joke.location.current foreach joke.bartenders
22. > print "it appears that the bartender who works here is wearing a name tag"
23. The bartender who just walked in checks his shirt and finds no name tag.
24. New Bartender: "Well, I guess that clears things up. Time to find a new bar!"
25. The new bartender leaves.
26. Narrator: "And so, the bizarre events at the bar seemed to have reached their conclusion. But then, a sudden and unexpected twist. A pineapple suddenly materializes in the center of the bar, wearing a tiny top hat and a monocle."
27. Unsurprisingly, a pineapple materializes in the center of the bar, wearing a tiny top hat and a monocle.
28. Paradoxical Pineapple: "Well done, golfer! You have solved the riddle and pleased me greatly. As a reward, I shall grant you a single wish!"
29. Golfer: "Really? Any wish?"
30. Paradoxical Pineapple: "Indeed! But choose wisely, for you only get one."
31. The golfer ponders for a moment, then finally decides.
32. Golfer: "I wish for... a cake-in-one on every golf course I play!"
33. Paradoxical Pineapple: "Your wish is granted!"
34. With a flash of light and a puff of smoke, the pineapple disappears.
35. Bartender: "Well, that was certainly... unexpected."
36. The voice of a person who reads this joke nods in agreement.
37. The Voice Of A Person Who Reads This Joke: "Indeed. But it appears that the events have finally concluded. Shall we continue with our drinks?"
38. Everyone nods in agreement, and they all go back to enjoying their evening at the bar.