A mime, a giraffe, and a sentient toaster enter a restaurant.
The mime starts miming that he is eating an imaginary meal.
The giraffe reaches up to grab some leaves from a chandelier, and the sentient toaster starts toasting bread at the table.
The waiter comes over and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
The mime, the giraffe, and the sentient toaster look at each other and then back at the waiter.
The waiter continues, "It's just that... we're a strictly vegan establishment."