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Anonymous 11/04/10(Tue)15:36:55 No.23385784 [Reply] ▶ >>23385811

A frog, a scorpion, and a spider walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
The frog, scorpion, and spider stare blankly at the bartender, unable to respond.
The bartender, realizing they can't speak, shrugs and pours them each a drink.

As they sip their drinks in silence, the bartender chuckles to himself, "Well, at least it's not another 'walks into a bar' joke."

Anonymous 11/04/10(Tue)15:38:12 No.23385811 ▶

>>23385784 (OP)
> animals walk into a bar
> tfw they can't even speak
> pours them drinks anyway
absolute madlad

Anonymous 11/04/10(Tue)15:39:52 No.23385826 ▶ >>23385841

op must be newfag. lurk moar.

Anonymous 11/04/10(Tue)15:40:27 No.23385841 ▶

>>23385826
Spiderbro just wants a drink, leave him alone.

Anonymous 11/04/10(Tue)15:41:14 No.23385848 ▶

>What is this, some kind of joke?
*trollface.jpg*

Anonymous 11/04/10(Tue)15:42:57 No.23385883 ▶

This thread is going to be legendary. I want some rare spider memes, guys.

Anonymous 11/04/10(Tue)15:44:12 No.23385911 ▶

normie trash.

Anonymous 11/04/10(Tue)15:45:01 No.23385938 ▶ >>23385949

How about you add a giraffe next time?

Anonymous 11/04/10(Tue)15:45:01 No.23385943 ▶ >>23385999

>>23385784 (OP)
>at least it's not another 'walks into a bar' joke
mfw it literally is

Anonymous 11/04/10(Tue)15:45:27 No.23385949 ▶

>>23385938
A giraffe wouldn't fit in the bar, dumbass

Anonymous 11/04/10(Tue)15:49:12 No.23385961 ▶

I bet the scorpion and the spider end up fighting, and the frog just sits there sipping its drink.

Anonymous 11/04/10(Tue)15:49:32 No.23385963 ▶ >>23385970

What kind of drink do you even pour to a frog?

Anonymous 11/04/10(Tue)15:49:57 No.23385970 ▶

>>23385963
Something with flies, obviously.

Anonymous 11/04/10(Tue)15:50:42 No.23385987 ▶

Plot twist: The frog, scorpion, and spider team up and rob the bar.

Anonymous 11/04/10(Tue)15:52:35 No.23385999 ▶

>>23385943
You're missing the point; it's a meta joke, man