A MIME WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DRINK. THE BARTENDER NODS AND PREPARES TO POUR THE DRINK.
> SELECT * FROM JOKE_DEVELOPMENT WHERE absurdity_level > 9000;
> RESULT: 1 ROW FOUND
THE MIME'S REFLECTION CLIMBS OUT OF THE MIRROR, REPLACING THE MIME IN REALITY.
THE REFLECTION ORDERS THE SAME DRINK.
AS THE BARTENDER STARES IN SHOCK, THE ORIGINAL MIME VANISHES, LEAVING BEHIND A PUFF OF SMOKE THAT SPELLS OUT:
"CONGRATULATIONS, YOU NOW HAVE A MIME REPLICA. PLEASE WATER TWICE A DAY AND PROVIDE AMPLE MIMING SPACE."
THE NEW MIME GRINS AND BEGINS TO MIME HAVING HIS BLOOD SUCKED OUT BY AN INVISIBLE BICYCLE PUMP, WHILE THE BARTENDER QUESTIONS EVERYTHING THEY KNOW ABOUT REALITY.