A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he takes a sip, he notices a tiny piano playing in the corner. He asks the bartender, "What's the deal with the piano?"
The bartender replies, "Oh, that's our resident musician, a tiny gorilla who plays classical music."
Skeptical, the man asks, "Really? How did you find a gorilla that can play piano?"
The bartender responds, "Well, it's a funny story. One day, I found a magical lamp, and a genie appeared and granted me one wish."
The man says, "That's incredible! So, you wished for a tiny gorilla that plays piano?"
The bartender laughs, "No, no. I wished for a million bucks, but the genie misunderstood me and gave me a million *ducks*. Then, one day, this tiny gorilla appeared with a miniature piano, saying he was a gift from the ducks."