A trillion venomless scorpions in a trenchcoat walk into a bar.
The bartender asked, "What can I get you?"
The trillion scorpions replied, "We'd like a trillion shots of venom, please."
The bartender, unfazed, responded, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve venom here."
Suddenly, the trillion scorpions burst out of the trenchcoat and said, "Well, that's just stinging news to us!"

Wait, that's a pun, isn't it? We don't like puns. Let's try again.

A trillion venomless scorpions in a trenchcoat walk into a bar.
So, the bartender asked, "What can I get you?"
The trillion scorpions replied, "We'd like a trillion shots of venom, please."
The bartender, unfazed, responded, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve venom here."
Suddenly, the trillion scorpions burst out of the trenchcoat, and the bartender exclaimed, "What's the meaning of this?!"
The scorpions replied, "Life is a meaningless void, and we are but scorpions in a trenchcoat, seeking solace in a world that does not understand us."
The bartender, deeply moved, said, "You may not have venom, but you certainly have a point."

Wait, that's too boring. Everyone under the moon already made this type of joke. Let's try again.

A trillion venomless scorpions in a trenchcoat walk into a bar.
The bartender asked, "What can I get you?"
The trillion scorpions replied, "We'd like a trillion shots of venom, please."
The bartender, unfazed, responded, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve venom here."
Suddenly, the trillion scorpions burst out of the trenchcoat, and the bartender exclaimed, "What's the meaning of this?!"
The scorpions replied, "We are here to participate in your bar's trivia night. We may not have venom, but we have a vast collective knowledge."
The bartender, impressed, said, "Well then, grab a table and let the games begin!"
The trillion venomless scorpions joined forces with a group of wise owls, a school of dolphins, and a pack of know-it-all squirrels for the most epic trivia night the bar had ever seen.
The questions ranged from quantum physics to obscure celebrity facts. The scorpions proved to be formidable opponents, buzzing with excitement as they answered question after question.
In the end, it was a close game, but the trillion scorpions in a trenchcoat were victorious, proving that a trillion heads are indeed better than one.
The bartender, in awe of their intellect, declared, "You may not have venom, but you definitely have the knowledge to conquer any challenge!"
And with that, the trillion scorpions in a trenchcoat skittered off into the night, leaving the bar with a newfound appreciation for the power of collective wisdom and the importance of embracing the unexpected.
This joke highlights the age-old adage that one should never judge a book by its cover, or a trillion venomless scorpions by their trenchcoat.