A man with a peculiarly shaped nose walks into a bar.
He sits down and orders a glass of wine.
"Why the peculiar nose?" asks the bartender.
The man with the peculiar nose grins and says, "Well, you see, I was involved in an experiment that involved altering the human body in unnatural ways."
The bartender, unfazed, replies, "Well, that's quite a story. I hope it was worth it!"
The man with the peculiar nose chuckles and says, "Oh, it was. You should see the other guy!"