A man wearing a strange suit walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender, noticing the man's weird outfit, asks him about it.
The man replies, "I am the conductor of the orchestra."
Intrigued, the bartender asks for more details.
The man explains, "Our performances are truly vile. For example, during our last concert, we tied the violinists to their chairs and forced them to play as we slowly set the stage on fire. The audience, trapped in their seats by chains, could only watch in horror as the musicians screamed and burned alive. The crescendo of the flames and their cries was the most twisted, yet mesmerizing finale we've ever executed."
The bartender simply nods and serves the man his drink.