A guy walks into a bar wearing a huge hat with Linkin Park lyrics written all over it.
He sits down and orders a drink.
"That's a really interesting hat!" the bartender says.
"Yeah," the guy replies. "It's got lyrics from my favorite song."
The bartender raises an eyebrow and asks, "So, what's the story beneath the surface of this hat?"
The guy leans in and whispers, "I killed my daughter before she was born. You see, I had this twisted sense of humor, and I thought it'd be funny to have a hat with the darkest confession written all over it. People usually just focus on the lyrics, never realizing the truth hidden beneath them. So, every time I wear this hat, I bear the weight of my secret, but also the irony that no one will ever truly understand. And that, my friend, is the punchline of my life."