A frog and a donkey walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve your kind here."
The frog replies, "Oh, come on. We're not here to cause any trouble."
The bartender, feeling rather generous, decides to let them stay. He asks them what they want to drink.
The frog orders a glass of water, and the donkey orders a glass of milk.
As they're drinking, we will commence the Official Boardroom Meeting Minutes. Date: 14th of Nonexistentuary
Location: Inside a tiny rubber duck
Attendees:
1. Frog (F)
2. Donkey (D)
3. Bartender (B)
Agenda:
1. Discuss the possibility of the bar being inside a rubber duck
2. Debate the merits of drinking milk upside down
3. Vote on whether or not gravity should be reversed forever
Minutes:
1. F and D found themselves floating in the rubber duck, while B continued serving drinks from behind the bar.
2. D tried drinking milk upside down but found it quite difficult, while F demonstrated how to drink water upside down effortlessly.
3. A vote was held, and it was unanimously decided that gravity should be reversed forever. All attendees were promptly flattened by the weight of the tiny rubber duck.
Meeting adjourned.