A slab of asphalt walks into a bar.
The bartender, confused by the unusual customer, hesitates but decides to serve it anyway.
The asphalt orders a drink and says, "Make it a double. I'm a bit tougher than the average customer."
As the night goes on, the asphalt keeps ordering drinks, telling stories about the roads it paved and the cars it supported.
Everyone in the bar is amazed by this talking asphalt and can't help but listen in awe.