A scientist walks into a bar.
"What can I get you?" asks the bartender.
"I'll have a gin and tonic," says the scientist.
"Sure thing!" replies the bartender.
As the bartender prepares the drink, the scientist can't help but notice a strange machine in the corner of the bar.
"What's that over there?" asks the scientist, pointing at the machine.
"Oh, that?" replies the bartender. "It's a punchline generator!"
"A punchline generator?" the scientist questions, intrigued.
"Yeah," says the bartender. "It creates the perfect punchline for any situation. Want to give it a try?"
The scientist, always curious, agrees to give it a shot. He presses a button on the machine, and it whirs to life. Moments later, a piece of paper prints out with the punchline.
The scientist reads the punchline aloud: "And then it goes... HARD."
The bartender chuckles, "See? It never fails!"