"Why did the chicken cross the road?" asks the philosopher.
[seeking a profound answer to a seemingly simple question]
"Quack quack quack," replies the duck.
[not being able to answer the philosopher's question but trying to participate in the conversation anyway]
"Are you suggesting it's a matter of perspective?" the philosopher inquires.
[trying to interpret the duck's quacking as a meaningful response]
The duck remains silent, only quacking occasionally.
[not knowing how to express its thoughts in a way the philosopher would understand]
The philosopher ponders the duck's response, and writes a lengthy thesis on the nature of existence.
[using the duck's quacking as an inspiration for his work].
The chicken, meanwhile, has become a successful motivational speaker, inspiring others to cross their own metaphorical roads.
[turning an ordinary question into a life lesson]
A group of enthusiastic animals gather to hear the chicken speak.
[eagerly awaiting the wisdom it has to share]
The chicken takes the stage, looks deeply into the crowd, and announces, "Quack quack quack."
[using the duck's earlier response as a metaphor for a deep and meaningful message.]
The animals nod in understanding, as if the chicken has shared a profound truth.
[interpreting the quacking as an insightful life lesson]
The duck, watching from the back, sheds a single tear and whispers, "I knew it all along." [feeling proud and vindicated that its quacking has been acknowledged and appreciated by others]
Out of nowhere, a deranged psychopath storms the stage, grabbing the chicken and duck. He shouts, "Enough of this bullshit! Time for some real fun!"
[interrupting the peaceful gathering with his violent intentions]
The animals scream in terror as the psychopath gruesomely dismembers the two beloved characters, laughing maniacally all the while.
[bringing a horrific end to the story]