A group of golfers gathered at the local golf course, discussing the recent strange events.
GOLFER 1: Have you heard about Jack? They say he flew away, like some kind of superhero.
GOLFER 2: Yeah, and I heard there was a talking golf club involved!
GOLFER 3: That's nothing! I heard they were part of a Shakespearean play!
JACK: (suddenly reappearing) Oh, come on! That was just a joke! Can't we go back to playing golf?
The golfers stared at Jack, unsure of what to believe.
GOLFER 1: Well, if you say so, Jack. Let's play.
Then they all take out their bouquets.