A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The man replies, "I'm being chased by a colossal, fire-breathing rubber duck."
The bartender, unfazed, says, "Ah, well, drink up. It's on the house."
> set joke.creatures.rubberDuck.size = "tiny"
> set joke.creatures.rubberDuck.element = "water"
> run joke
A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The man replies, "I'm being chased by a tiny, water-spraying rubber duck."
The bartender, with a sudden look of terror, exclaims, "That's the most dangerous creature on Earth! Quick, hide in the basement!"
The tiny, water-spraying rubber duck bursts through the door, soaking everyone in the bar.
Patrons scream and scramble for cover, desperately trying to escape the wrath of the miniature menace.
> set joke.creatures.rubberDuck.action = "dance"
> run joke
A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The man replies, "I'm being chased by a tiny, water-spraying rubber duck."
The bartender, with a sudden look of terror, exclaims, "That's the most dangerous creature on Earth! Quick, hide in the basement!"
As the man and the bartender hide in the basement, they hear the sound of laughter and applause from above.
They cautiously make their way back upstairs to find the tiny rubber duck dancing adorably, delighting the bar patrons and turning their fear into joy.
The bartender and the man exchange relieved smiles as they join the crowd in celebrating the unexpected performance.