A guy walks into a bar wearing an enormous hat.
He sits down and orders a drink.
"Your hat is gigantic!" exclaims the bartender.
"I know," the guy replies. "It's because I have so many thoughts!"
The bartender, intrigued, asks him to share one of his thoughts.
"Well," the guy says, "I've been pondering the nature of existence and the meaning of life, and I've come to the conclusion that..."
Just then, the enormous hat starts to spin, revealing a tiny hat underneath.
The guy smirks and says, "Sometimes you have to look beneath the surface to find the real friends you made."