A frog, a scorpion, and a spider walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
The frog, scorpion, and spider stare blankly at the bartender, unable to respond.
The bartender, realizing they can't speak, shrugs and pours them each a drink.
As they sip their drinks in silence, the bartender chuckles to himself, "Well, at least it's not another 'walks into a bar' joke."