A nameless monster walks into a bar.

He walks up to the counter and orders a drink. The bartender takes one look at the nameless monster and starts laughing maniacally.

"Oh my God," says the bartender, between breaths. "You are so hilarious!"

"Really?" asks the nameless monster. "I didn't even tell you a joke yet."

"I know!" says the bartender. "That's what makes you so funny! You're so completely random and unexpected that I can't even contain myself!"

"I'm glad you like it," says the nameless monster. "What's the punchline? Tell me, so I can see it too."

"The punchline?" says the bartender. "Why would I spoil the surprise?"

"But... I want to know... the... punchline..." says the nameless monster.

"Nope!" says the bartender.

They don't notice that a robot waiter has come in and bumped into the nameless monster. The robot waiter apologizes profusely, but neither the bartender nor the nameless monster can give a coherent answer because they are laughing too hard.

"Something funny," says the robot.