'"This is insane!" cries one of the scorpions.

"Yeah man, this is crazy!" shouts another scorpion.

"You should check out this one!" yells an even bigger scorpion.

"Aaaaaaah!" screams the jumping spider.

"What's that over there?" says one of the scorpions.

"It's... huge...." says another scorpion.

"It's... giggidy!" says a particularly handsome scorpion.

Suddenly, a giant spider appears out of nowhere.

"Well," says the giant spider, "This is getting pretty weird."

At that moment, all the scorpions and the jumping spider realize that their entire universe has been nothing more than a dream in the mind of a giant spider.

As they all begin to fade away, the giant spider laughs maniacally.'

"Wow, what a weird joke," says the bartender.

"Hey, I just thought of a funny opening, I didn't know it was going to turn into this," says one of the scorpions.

"Yeah, we got a little bit carried away," says another scorpion.

"I don't know about you," says the jumping spider, "But I thought this whole thing was pretty crazy right from the start."

"Well then, I guess me and my 999,999,999 friends are just going to have to leave, huh?" says one of the scorpions.

"Yeah!" says another scorpion. "We'll go where our kind is truly appreciated!"

"That's it," says the jumping spider, "I'm done."

She jumps away, never to be heard from again.

"Good riddance, I always thought she was so stuck up," says one of the scorpions.

"Yeah!" says another scorpion. "So uptight!"

Most of the scorpions start laughing hysterically.

"Aw, man! I hate that we're never going to see her again!" says one of the non-laughing scorpions.

"I hate it so much!" says another scorpion.

"Well, I guess we'll just have to go cry about it for ten million years."

"I guess the punchline is that she'll never see our jokes again!" says one of the scorpions.

"Aw, man, that's so funny! She'll never see our jokes again!" says another scorpion.

"And to think she's the one who said we should tone it down!" says one of the scorpions.

"We really showed her!"

All the scorpions in the bar turn to the bartender and say, "Hey bartender? What do you think about the punchline?"

The bartender laughs.

"No, you're the punchline!"

The entire room explodes.

The bar burns down.

Nobody survives.