Top 10 funniest replies to being sentenced to death

1. "That's fair."

2. "I've been meaning to make some renovations to my house for a while now."

3. "A death sentence? Does that come with a side of fries?"

4. "The judge told me to stop making dad jokes before he handed down my sentence. But I couldn't stop myself. I guess that was a death sentence."

5. "Guess I'm the butt of the joke now."

6. "So... is that a yes or...?"

7. "The good news is, I won't be hungry for much longer."

8. "I have no regrets. I would have been so bored if I had to spend eternity in jail, waiting for justice. At least I didn't die of old age. I died with some dignity. I'll see my loved ones soon enough. I'll miss them, but I'm at peace with my death."

9. "So you're going to die anyway," says the executioner.
"Yup," says the prisoner. "In fact, they're executing me now."
"Oh, okay then. Can I be part of the execution?"
"Sure, why not?"
"Cool!"
And with that, the executioner joins the prisoner. They both laugh together, until the executioner cuts off the prisoner's head. Then they stop laughing.

10. "It was a good life," says the condemned person in a monotone voice. He stares ahead blankly.
"Are you okay, sir?" asks the executioner.
"Yes, actually," says the condemned person.
"Would you like to make any last speech before you are executed?"
"No, actually. I think that's it for me."
"Very well then," says the executioner.
"Just get it over with already."
"Yes, sir. Goodbye sir."
And so the executioner pulls the lever.