"I think I went a little too deep this time. Sorry about that, honey."
The wife looks up from cutting her husband's nails.
The husband looks at his hands and sees that his fingernails are completely gone. He screams in pain.
"Are you okay, hun?" asks the wife.
"I... I think I need medical attention."
"Oh dear," says the wife. "I'll drive you to the hospital right away."
"Thank you, honey," says the husband, tears in his eyes.