Two guards are watching the camera feed of a prison cell that holds a dangerous prisoner.
One guard looks at the other. "I hear that this prisoner is one of the smartest people in the world. He's actually figured out how to break out of any cell.
"Really?" The second guard says, "How did he do it?"
"I'm not sure, but apparently it involves a bunch of bar jokes told in a specific order. He calls it 'meta-science'. It doesn't make any sense, but I guess it works."