A barstool is slowly rotating in the middle of the bar.

It keeps turning and turning, like the wheel of an antique clock.

On the other side of the bar, a huge hat begins to monologue.

"If I were to talk about the inherent nature of barstools, I would say that a barstool is not just a physical object with a seat. Rather, a barstool is a metaphysical concept which represents-"

He is suddenly cut off as the barstool falls over.