A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink. The bartender pulls out a piece of paper and reads it.
The man says, "Wow, that's a really good joke!"
The bartender says, "Thanks, I just wrote it myself!"
The man says, "That's awesome! What are your jokes like?"
The bartender says, "Well, some of them are really short, and some of them are long and elaborate, but usually the punchline