A jumping spider walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "What can I get for you, little miss?"
The jumping spider says, "Well, I just finished a long day of jumping through the trees, and I'd love a nice tall mug of beer."
The bartender pours the jumping spider a mug of beer, and the spider slowly makes her way over to a table in the corner.
The bartender watches as the jumping spider sips her beer.
The jumping spider is an alcoholic.