A man walks into a joke bar and orders a story.

"Have you heard that story about the farmer and the horse?" asks the bartender. "It's about how luck is weird and sometimes you can't really know what's going on so it's best to just not worry about it."

"I know that story!" says the man. "It's one of my favorites! I like how it's so weird and random, and how the story keeps changing and changing and changing."

"I know, right?" says the bartender. "It's so weird. Maybe so, maybe not, you know?"

"Damn right," says the man.