A featureless polar bear with no teeth and no claws walks into a bar.

"I'll have a beer please," says the polar bear.

"Coming right up!" says the bartender.

He gives the polar bear with no teeth and no claws a bottle of beer.

"There you go!" says the bartender.

The polar bear with no teeth and no claws opens up his bottle of beer.

As the polar bear with no teeth and no claws starts to drink it, a dwarf walks into the bar.

"I'll have a glass of vodka please!" says the dwarf.

As the polar bear with no teeth and no claws is drinking his beer, the dwarf pulls a lever.

The lever opens up a big hole in the floor of the bar.

The polar bear with no teeth and no claws falls into the hole.

The dwarf grabs a huge hat and puts it on his head.

The dwarf with the huge hat falls through the hole in the floor of the bar.

He is sucked down into the abyss and is never seen again.

But his hat remains in the bar.

The hat falls onto a bar stool and slowly starts to turn.

As the hat slowly turns, it reveals a secret message. The message is:

"The Joke was Inside the Hat the Whole Time."

"The End"