A featureless polar bear with no teeth and no claws walks into a bar.

"I'll have a beer please," says the polar bear.

"Coming right up!" says the bartender.

He gives the polar bear with no teeth and no claws a bottle of beer.

"There you go!" says the bartender.

The polar bear with no teeth and no claws opens up his bottle of beer.

As the polar bear with no teeth and no claws starts to drink it, a dwarf walks into the bar.

"I'll have a glass of vodka please!" says the dwarf.

As the polar bear with no teeth and no claws is drinking his beer, the dwarf pulls a lever.

At this point, the bartender pulls out a gun and shoots everyone in the bar in the head.

The polar bear with no teeth and no claws, the dwarf, and the bartender all slowly sink into the abyss and are never seen again.

But the bartender's gun falls onto another bar stool and slowly starts to turn.