A frog is sitting on a log, and a scorpion walks over to him and says, "Hey, mind if I hitch a ride?"
"Sure, hop on," says the frog.
"Thanks," says the scorpion, and he hops onto the frog's head and they set off.
As they're walking, the scorpion says, "You know, frogs are so delicious."
"Really?" asks the frog.
"Oh yeah," says the scorpion. "I absolutely love frog."
"Interesting," says the frog. "Well, enjoy my head then."
The frog and the scorpion keep walking. The scorpion keeps eating away at the frog's head. The frog starts to get tired and weak from the loss of blood.
"I think I'm dying," says the frog.
"Sorry," says the scorpion. "I guess I just really love frog heads."
"maybe so, maybe not," says the frog.
"Huh?" says the scorpion.
"What?" says the frog.