The man walks up to the bar and takes a seat. He pulls out his smartphone and shows the bartender a Blingee gif.
The bartender looks at the gif and rolls his eyes. "What is this, a joke? Get your sparkle-covered crap out of here! I don't want to see any of that crap in my bar."
The man slumps down in his seat, defeated. "Sorry, I just thought it was funny..."