In his car, a man is driving down the road and he sees a dead body in the street.

"What a shame," says the man. "Some people just have no luck."

He keeps driving, but then he notices something.

"Wait a second..." he says, "Is that Konata Izumi's dead body?"

The man stops the car and gets out to check.

"Yep, that's Konata Izumi's dead body," he says.

"Well," says Konata Izumi's dead body, "here comes another one."