A nun walks into a bar. She tells the bartender, "Hey! I heard you have some great dirty jokes! Can you tell me a few?"

"Well, I don't know how dirty you want them," says the bartender. "But here's a dirty joke, a dirty political joke, and a dirty knock-Knock joke."

"Great! I'd like to hear all three."

The bartender tells her three really dirty jokes. The jokes are really dirty.

"Wow, those were really dirty jokes," says the nun.