A jumping spider and a trillion scorpions walk into a bar.

"Hello!" says the jumping spider. "Could I have a drink please?"

"Of course, ma'am," says the bartender. "What would you like?"

"Nothing too strong. I don't really drink much."

"And what about you, ma'am?" says the bartender to the trillion scorpions.

The trillion scorpions start to laugh.
"She doesn't drink!" they say. "The jumping spider doesn't drink! That is so funny!"