A man walks into the bar.
He looks around and there is no bartender. He walks behind the counter and starts pouring himself a drink.
"Well, I guess if there's no bartender...I'll just do it myself."
The man laughs and takes a drink.
"It's okay, nobody here can judge me. Even if there was, they would just be a reflection of my own insecurities."
The man takes another drink.