A frog is sitting on a lilly pad in a pond. Out of the corner of his eye, he sees a scorpion approach. The scorpion is silent, but the frog notices that it is looking directly at it.
The frog thinks to himself, "I have to escape. But how?"
He comes up with an idea.
The frog leaps from the lilly pad, and the scorpion quickly dives towards it.
The scorpion stings the frog, and the frog dies.
The scorpion stares down at the frog, and says, "Now that's a joke right there."